🗽Occupy 2.5 | Sidebar | 23:00 Drop

A worried reader recently asked us if Donald Trump had actually signed an executive order to augment the breasts of the Statue of Liberty. Short answer: no. Long answer: it’s totally believable—and that’s the problem.

We double-checked. No executive order. No rogue statue-surgeon. No national bustification campaign. Just another meme cooked up by the satire-industrial complex.

But let’s be real: if a headline read “Trump Orders Lady Liberty Boob Job to Symbolize Freedom’s Fertility”, you’d hesitate…because in a world of Sharpiegate, bleach injections, and covfefe, even the absurd wears a red hat.

Welcome to the post-satire age. Where reality is fact-checked by comedy.