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Following last night’s liberty rack panic, Occupy 2.5 has received more questions about the Statue of Liberty’s wardrobe than the Supreme Court gets about ethics.

Let’s clarify: Lady Liberty does, in fact, bare one arm. It’s her right arm. Coincidence? Maybe. Symbolic? Definitely. But that’s where the exposure ends.

Despite internet rumors and suspicious renderings by AI image generators, the National Park Service confirms: there are no plans to replace the robe with a bikini, tank top, or “1776 Freedom Tube Top.”

We repeat: the statue is not being sexified.
Yet.

Until then, remain vigilant. In the Trumpiverse, it’s always possible someone tries to “liberate the Liberty look.”