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CONFIDENTIAL – INTERNAL USE ONLY
United States Department of Monumental Proportions
Office of Aesthetic Adjustments
Memorandum #DJT-2025-EXTRA

Date: June 5, 2025
To: The Executive Council on Symbolic Structures
From: Acting Secretary Chaz “Big Hands” Dunwitty
Subject: Proposal for Enhancements to National Icons (Operation: Bust Out)

Per direct commentary sourced from informal executive utterances (see: Bedminster Golf Course, hot mic, sandwiches involved), the Department has reviewed public renderings of a hypothetical aesthetic augmentation of the Statue of Liberty.

The working group, under Operation: Bust Out, has reached the following conclusions:

  1. Feasibility: Technically viable. Weight redistribution would require a reinforced torch grip and minor pigeon relocation efforts.
  2. Diplomatic Impact: France has not been notified. Recommend we blame Canada if things go sideways.
  3. Cultural Reception: 63% of surveyed respondents on Truth Social responded “HELL YEAH” while 29% asked if she’d also get a tan.
  4. Symbolic Reframing: The enhanced design represents an evolved interpretation of “liberty and justice for all,” with a particular focus on visual freedom.
  5. Legal Notes: No clear federal guidance prohibits monumental boob jobs.

RECOMMENDATION:
Advance conceptual renderings to Phase 2. If backlash arises, retroactively declare it art.

At the risk of being accused of being misogynistic by the misandry, the department believes there is no such thing as taking a joke too far when it comes to the nation’s statues.

APPROVED FOR SHREDDING UNLESS LEAKED FIRST.

—End Memo—