Cuomo’s Mess and Clinton’s Unwanted Endorsement

Some characters are so predictably slimy you could set your watch by their bullshit. Enter the latest duo of political relics: Andrew Cuomo and Bill Clinton. One’s a New York power player who managed to fumble his way through scandal and incompetence like it was a contact sport. The other? A former president whose “endorsements” are about as welcome as a flat tire on a rainy day.

Let’s get one thing straight: New Yorkers deserve better than Cuomo’s endless parade of failures. The guy’s got more skeletons than a Halloween store, and yet he still manages to slither into the spotlight like a used car salesman hawking lemon specials. And as if that wasn’t enough, Bill Clinton decides to wade into the mess, offering his two cents like the world’s least wanted advice columnist. Sorry, Bill, but nobody’s tuning in to hear your tired reassurances or worn-out charm.

This isn’t nostalgia; it’s a cautionary tale about how decades-old crooks still think their brand of “politics” holds any sway. It doesn’t. The people who see through their act? We’re the ones building Occupy 2.5—because real change doesn’t come from endorsements or empty speeches. It comes from guts, grit, and refusing to let these washed-up hacks dictate the terms.

So, Bill: save your breath. Nobody wants to hear from your sorry ass. And Cuomo? Maybe take a long walk off a short pier. Because New Yorkers aren’t buying what you’re selling anymore.

Welcome to Occupy 2.5. We’re not here to entertain. We’re here to disrupt.