Well, well, well! Isn’t it just delightful that we’re all trying to be fabulous influencers on social media? But with the looming threat of shadowbanning, it’s time to get a little holy about our posting habits, don’t you think? Here are some oh-so-simple church lady-approved rules to keep your profile shining bright and away from the shadowy depths of banning!

  1. Follow the Community Guidelines, Dear: Those rules aren’t just suggestions, honey! They’re God’s way of telling you to play nice. Don’t share anything that could get you in trouble, like hate speech or naughty bits.
  2. Use Hashtags Wisely: Avoid those banned hashtags like the plague! They are the devil’s tools of shadowbanning. You don’t want to be whispered about in dark corners of the Internet, do you?
  3. Engage Genuinely: No spammy behavior allowed! Be nice to the other users. Leave thoughtful comments and don’t just shout into the void with every hashtag under the sun. Quality over quantity, sweethearts!
  4. Check Your Content: Before you hit that post button, ask yourself: “Is this content kind? Is it honest? Does it uplift my fabulous audience?” If the answer’s no, then it’s a hard pass!
  5. Take a Break if Needed: Everyone deserves a little time away! If you suspect you’re in shadowban purgatory, consider taking a breather. It’s not the end of the world—just a little timeout!
  6. Ask for Help: Don’t be shy! If you really think you’ve been wronged, reach out to the platform’s support. But remember, don’t use “shadowban” in your complaints—just say you’re not being seen.
  7. Consistency is Key: Oh, honey, the algorithm loves consistency! Regular posting can keep you in its good graces. Just don’t overwhelm your followers, okay?
  8. Stay Positive and Engaged: Surround yourself with joy and positivity. The algorithm loves cheerfulness! It’s a win-win for everyone, even the church lady!

So remember, darling, keeping your social media presence nice and perky isn’t hard. Just follow these simple rules, and you’ll be far from the shadowban’s reach. Now go spread that goodness!

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